grannie goes galactic
Cape Canaveral, FL NASA announced its latest
PPLV (Person Propelled Launch Vehicle) program at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida today. Designed as an affordable alternative to nursing facilities, the vehichle transports ageing members of our population on a oneway trip to the moon.
Propelled by a volitile combination of Beans and Metamucil, the vehicles thrust is produced by old age flatuelance. Once on the Lunar surface, the
old farts shuffle around in circles until they drop ,due to the oxygen depleted vaccuum of space."Suprisingly the wrinkled up fossils survive for about a half an hour, once the touch down and join the circling mass of
gerreatric tissue" said one NASA spokesman. Happy landings granny!
PPLV (Person Propelled Launch Vehicle) program at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida today. Designed as an affordable alternative to nursing facilities, the vehichle transports ageing members of our population on a oneway trip to the moon.
Propelled by a volitile combination of Beans and Metamucil, the vehicles thrust is produced by old age flatuelance. Once on the Lunar surface, the
old farts shuffle around in circles until they drop ,due to the oxygen depleted vaccuum of space."Suprisingly the wrinkled up fossils survive for about a half an hour, once the touch down and join the circling mass of
gerreatric tissue" said one NASA spokesman. Happy landings granny!
question: what is the nurse holding?
